So… My Internet Went Down

Several nights ago I was uploading some comics to the internet. Then suddenly, (dramatic music) the internet stopped working. Just dead stopped with no indication as to why. I was suddenly alone in the world. And as I desperately tried to reconnect to the internet to upload those comics I found my self wondering if I really wanted it to come back up. Did I really want to have the ever-present internet available again? I wasn’t sure. I sat back for a moment and wondered what my life would be like without the annoyances of the internet. After a few moments of thinking I realized how stupid said thoughts were and went back to trying to reconnect my internet.

Speak Your Mind 51 #251-255

QUESTIONS

1. Would you like to work at McDonalds?

2. Is (Did) your school wrestling team winning (win) a lot of matches this year?

3. What color hair does the principal have?

4. Why do you think teachers give tests?

5. What color do you think police cars should be?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. No. (I’m breaking the no one-word answer rule for this one)

2. My school had no wrestling team.

3. I no longer go to school.

4. To evaluate their students or because the state mandates it.

5. Hot pink so people can see them coming.

 

Speak Your Mind 50 #246-250

QUESTIONS

1.Did your family take a vacation this year?

2. Do you have trouble sleeping if you eat to much?

3. Which professional football team do you like the best?

4. Do you prefer tie shoes or slip-on shoes?

5.What did you wear to school yesterday?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. Only a week long trip, and it wasn’t my whole family.

2. No, I sleep the same under any circumstance almost.

3. I don’t watch football.

4. Slip-ons all the way.

5. I didn’t go to school yesterday.