QUESTIONS
1. Have you ever had goats milk?
2. have you ever shoveled snow?
3. Do you have freckles?
4. Do you ever watch soap operas?
5. Who is your social studies teacher?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Yes, and I don’t care for it.
2. No, we don’t have much snow in Texas.
3. Yes, but less than I used to.
4. No, I have no reason to.
5. I don’t go to school.
QUESTIONS
1. What kind of soap is used at your house?
2. Have you ever fallen down on the way to school?
3. How many outside doors are there on your house?
4. Have you ever won some money?
5. Why do you think cowboys wear boots?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Softsoap liquid soap.
2. Not that I can recall.
3. There are 5.
4. I have won gift certificates in art contests before, but I’m not sure about real money.
5. To protect their feet of course.
QUESTIONS
1. Are most people in your family thin or heavy?
2. Describe your town.
3. Do you live in a two-story house?
4. Why do you think snakes move fast?
5. Do you like grapefruit juice?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. I would say thin, but a lot of them are old and heavier now.
2. Desert, plains, shabby, lonely, beautiful, proud, and full of idiots.
3. No, and I think I’m glad I don’t
4. Their entire body is a muscle that acts like a leg.
5. Yes, and I like grapefruits to.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you think children should have chores at home?
2. Do you like to wash windows?
3. Would you rather ride in the back seat or front seat of a car?
4. How many jumping jacks can you do at one time?
5. What is the best thing about school?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Of course, but they should be compensated in some way.
2. No, I don’t.
3. I think I’d prefer the front.
4. I would say fifty, though I might only be able to do thirty.
5. Absolutely nothing.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you like to run?
2. How many cans of pop do you usually drink in one day?
3. Can you remember what you wore for a Halloween costume in first grade>
4. Do you like to eat curly noodles?
5. What class are you most likely to get a bad grade in?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Not, really, though I don’t dislike it.
2. I used to drink 2, now I’m down to none.
3. I was a soldier.
4. Yes, they are as good as any noodle.
5. An elective.