Speak Your Mind 29 #141-145

QUESTIONS
1. How do you think a teacher feels when her students are not well behaved?

2. Do you know how to play clock solitaire?

3. What is your favorite kind of cookie?

4. Are you tall for your age?

5. Have you ever been to a professional basketball game?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. Probably bad, because when students misbehave, man they misbehave.

2. No, I only know Klondike, two between and one I can’t place the name of.

3. Just plain sugar.

4. Not particularly, I’m average.

5. No, I have not.

Speak Your Mind 28 #136-140

QUESTIONS
1. Do you like to eat lobster?

2. Does your family own a truck?

3. Where does your father work?

4. How old were you when you quit believing in Santa Claus?

5. How do you think students feel when they get bad grades on tests?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. No, lobster is the shellfish I least care for, and I’m not the biggest fan of shellfish.

2. Up until a few months ago we did, but it is no longer.

3. At a motel, which he owns.

4. I never believed in Santa.

5. Bad if they care about their jobs, indifferent if they are, and good if they are malicious. It really depends on the teacher.

Review – Bienfang NoteSketch Book

One of the worst things about different types of notebooks is that they vary in the page setup. Some have lines, some graphs, others are blank. Even the lined ones vary in the ruling between the lines. And what if you want to make a note on a sketch? Sure, you can just write it somewhere on the page, but it never really looks right, does it? Likewise with drawing on lined paper. Or what if you want to draw a diagram with a description. It will never go in any space you have left on the page, especially if it’s a long one.

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Well, Bienfang appears to have those people covered with the NoteSketch Book (all in different fonts so you remember it better). But we have to start with the covers first. The front cover is a nice card stock, heavy and not likely to rip out. It can take a mild beating, regular use is easily handled, but abuse isn’t. The back is cardboard and quite nice. It is light but strong, and will support drawing on ones lap or holding it in front of a subject. The paper inside is a little over half blank with the rest being roughly college ruled lines. It’s nice, but as thin as printer paper. It will only take pencil or technical pens before bleeding and wrinkling. Of course, for its intended use this is no problem. This also helps keep the book slim and it easily fits into most bags. They come in a variety of page sizes but those are all virtually identical, with the page size you like being the only deciding factor.

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Personally I can’t go anywhere without one of these. I don’t use them much at home, but on the road or just outside they are perfect. I don’t know about anyone else, but I only bring a pencil and a pen when I’m out, so any drawbacks from thin paper are negligible. And the ability to write notes and have space for it fits what I do. I love having a set aside space to put my thoughts or the story behind a drawing. If thats what you like to do, or you like to draft or draw diagrams that require explanation, this is the book for you. If thats not your thing, then this may just not interest you.

The Speech to Save the Itsy Bitsy

What do you know about spiders? Spiders are traditionally itsy bitsy right? No? As it turns out there are at least 8 types of spider in the waterspout climbing family. Incy Wincy, Eency Weency, Inky Binky, Inky Dinky, Ipsy Wispy, or Ipsy Dipsy are the various species. Terrifyingly enough, these are just the kiddy ones, and I’m gonna leave out more than just the Blooming Bloody spider to spare your sanity.

The real point here is that we need to protect these innocent spiders from the evil rain. What did these poor spiders do to deserve such abuse again and again? Nothing, and I propose we act now. I’m tired of children having to sing about this horrible issue and nothing being done about it.

I propose that we build a network of false water spouts. These will be in place all around the country to provide a safe haven for the spiders of this rare genus. The plan I have laid out sets aside $13 billion a year of our funds for construction and upkeep of this network. These spiders will no longer have to die for such frivolous reasons. Please help us, we need you support, please, for the children.