QUESTIONS
1. Are you good at saving money?
2. Which do you like best: ice-cream or frozen yogurt?
3. Do you think guys should have to cook?
4. Have you ever been on a boat?
5. Do you like to play volleyball?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. I think I do reasonably well.
2. Is that even a question? Ice-cream.
3. Everyone has to cook at some point.
4. Yes, but only a small one.
5. Not really.
QUESTIONS
1. People often hold money between their lips to free their hands. Do you think this is a problem?
2. What would you rather buy: a comic book or some stickers?
3. Do you like to take pictures?
4. Do you ever have to take the garbage out?
5. Do you think daylight savings time is a good idea?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. I’ve never seen anyone do this, and I would consider it a problem.
2. A comic book gets you way more milage for sure.
3. Yes, but not of important events, I like mindless pictures.
4. Yes, that is my chore, or one of them.
5. Yes, but I think it should be permanent daylight savings time.
QUESTIONS
1. What kind of soap is used at your house?
2. Have you ever fallen down on the way to school?
3. How many outside doors are there on your house?
4. Have you ever won some money?
5. Why do you think cowboys wear boots?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Softsoap liquid soap.
2. Not that I can recall.
3. There are 5.
4. I have won gift certificates in art contests before, but I’m not sure about real money.
5. To protect their feet of course.
Since the last one was such a success… Here are more ties with designer thoughts.
This one has some very strange neon cats and toys with a teal background.
“Oh, these splotches of paint I just dripped look like cats, guys check this out, we gotta do something with this!”
Here’s a Tabasco one, with standard sea food and tabacso logos floating through ribbons of color.
“I have to do a colorful tie now. What do people eat with hot sauce, oh yeah, fish and stuff… I have no idea what I’ll do tomorrow, but for today the tie has seafood.”
Now we have Mickey Mouse… playing golf… in what is apparently hell and the Matrix.
“Another Mickey tie! I can’t do this anymore! What am I even… Oh I have a game on Saturday, I’ll have Mickey playing golf! at least then I can pretend my job is better than it is and I’m playing golf.”
Here are some people watching a tennis game.
“Man TV is so boring. All there is to watch is tennis… tennis, tennis, tennis… oh, I’ve accidentally made a tie.”
Dis one got money, da Grants and da Benjamin’s
“Ha money, money, money, I have so much money, my tie is made out of money. I bet other people would want to pretend to be like me.”
And finally, one with Abrams tanks, no I’m not wearing it.
“You’ve heard of tank tops, now let me show you tank ties… God, I need sleep!”
QUESTIONS
1. What color is your favorite coat?
2. Have you ever lost any money?
3. Do you think it would have been fun to wear the fancy dresses (female) or powdered wigs (male) from the colonial days?
4. Do you know anyone who is a workaholic?
5. Do you like watermelon?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. A dark blue.
2. No, not to my recollection.
3. Not really.
4. Yes, me.
5. Yes, I love good watermelon.