Speak Your Mind 186 #926-930


1. Do you like girls scout cookies?

2. How long does it take you to fix your hair each morning?

3. Can you name three of you neighbors?

4. Have you ever felt nervous about something and not been able to eat?

5. In what way do you think cats are like people?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. Yes, I love girl scout cookies.

2. About 30 seconds.

3. Yes, but I won’t because this is the Internet.

4. No, being nervous makes me more hungry.

5. Cats and people just act with the same attitude.

A Second Tie Sampler (With Designer Thoughts)

Since the last one was such a success… Here are more ties with designer thoughts.


This one has some very strange neon cats and toys with a teal background.


“Oh, these splotches of paint I just dripped look like cats, guys check this out, we gotta do something with this!”


Here’s a Tabasco one, with standard sea food and tabacso logos floating through ribbons of color.


“I have to do a colorful tie now. What do people eat with hot sauce, oh yeah, fish and stuff… I have no idea what I’ll do tomorrow, but for today the tie has seafood.”


Now we have Mickey Mouse… playing golf… in what is apparently hell and the Matrix.


“Another Mickey tie! I can’t do this anymore! What am I even… Oh I have a game on Saturday, I’ll have Mickey playing golf! at least then I can pretend my job is better than it is and I’m playing golf.” 


Here are some people watching a tennis game.


“Man TV is so boring. All there is to watch is tennis… tennis, tennis, tennis… oh, I’ve accidentally made a tie.”


Dis one got money, da Grants and da Benjamin’s


“Ha money, money, money, I have so much money, my tie is made out of money. I bet other people would want to pretend to be like me.” 


And finally, one with Abrams tanks, no I’m not wearing it.


“You’ve heard of tank tops, now let me show you tank ties… God, I need sleep!”

Speak Your Mind 94 #466-470


1. Do you get colds often?

2. Do you like cats?

3. Have you ever had warm milk right from the cow?

4. Do you like to sleep with a fan blowing on you?

5. Have you ever played dominoes?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. Not very, once or twice a year.

2. Yes, I have six cats as pets.

3. No, I haven’t.

4. No, it distracts me.

5. Yes, I’ve played many versions of dominoes.

Speak Your Mind 6 #26-30


1. Do you like sports?

2. What kind of music do you like to listen to?

3. Would you rather go to a movie or stay home and watch T.V.?

4. What is your favorite pet?

5. Have you ever had a broken arm?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. Who doesn’t. Well, I like casual sports, mainly because the people participating in organized sports I generally find annoying.

2. Almost any kind, it tends to be only certain song and/or bands I don’t like, not entire genres and such.

3. I’d rather stay home and watch a movie. But seriously, it depends on the people I’m with, but I’d say I stay home more often.

4. Favorite type of pet: Ferret. Favorite pet that is mine: my cat Spot.

5. No, I have never broken a bone.