QUESTIONS
1. Name something that some kids wear to school that should not be worn to school.
2. About how many pages would the perfect library book have?
3. Do you have an attic in your house?
4. Do you have dry skin?
5. Why do you think birds have feathers?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Most things kids wear to school.
2. About one hundred, as many as my favorite book.
3. Sort-of, I guess you could call it an attic.
4. Yes, I have very dry skin.
5. To keep them warm and to help them fly.
QUESTIONS
1. Have you ever ridden in a private plane?
2. Is (Did) your school tennis team winning (win) a lot of matches this year.
3. Who is your English teacher?
4. What did you dream about last night?
5. Would you let a politician put an election ad in your yard?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. No I have not.
2. I haven’t gone to school in a year.
3. (see above)
4. I don’t dream all that much, if I do I don’t remember.
5. No, not any politician can use my yard.
QUESTIONS
1. Why do you think females usually have longer hair than men?
2. Name something that makes you feel jealous?
3. Do you like grape juice?
4. Why do you think some kids are naughty in school?
5. Which would you rather buy-a pack of gun or M&M peanuts?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Because traditionally men would need to cut their hair so it wouldn’t get in their way while they were hunting or fighting.
2. Whenever someone gets something I was working hard for. I don’t get jealous usually though.
3. Yes, I do like grape juice.
4. Because they are spoiled, stupid brats. I don’t like anything to do with school so that is a little biased.
5. Peanut M&Ms for sure.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you think it would be fun to have a twin brother or sister?
2. Do you like mustaches?
3. Who is your dentist?
4. Would you rather have a pet parrot or a pet snake?
5. How do you think kids who have trouble in school feel about school?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Not really, I like being the lowest, I get the most freedom and all the hand-me-downs.
2. Yes and no, they’re alright, if mine would grow I’d like them more.
3. The only dentist in town.
4. A parrot for sure, it could ride on my shoulder and talk and stuff.
5. I bet they hate it.
QUESTIONS
1. What did you do on your last birthday?
2. Is (Did) your school swim team winning (win) a lot of meets this year?
3. Did you ride the bus to school this mornings?
4. How do you think a teacher feels when a student is well behaved?
5. Why do you think children like to listen to stories?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. I got presents, and set off fireworks.
2. My school has never had a swim team.
3. I haven’t gone to school in almost a year.
4. Probably pretty good, I bet they like the student more.
5. The same reason most people like stories. To escape and be entertained.