Speak Your Mind 75 #371-375

QUESTIONS

1. Do you like to watch professional basketball?

2. Have you ever been bitten by an animal?

3. What do you think kids wore to school in the 1950’s?

4. Do you think cheerleaders are important to a school.

5. Are there any colors that you think men should not wear?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. No, I don’t really like to watch basketball period.

2. Yes, all of my cats and dogs have bitten me at one time or another.

3. Whatever they wore in Back to the Future, like button up shits and slacks.

4. No, I think nothing having to do with sports is important to a school.

5. No, it really depends on the man.

Speak Your Mind 15 #71-75

QUESTIONS

1. What is an animal you are afraid of?

2. Do you have any older brothers?

3. What size shoes do you wear?

4. What should a person do if his/her name is mispronounced?

5. Do you like your fingernails ling or short?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. Anything that can kill me with venom, and cockroaches, those things are freaky.

2. Yes, I have one older brother.

3. I wear 12s or 13s depending on the brand.

4. First make sure that the person was talking to them (that happens to me sometimes when there are five Austin’s and two Justin’s) and then politely correct their pronunciation.

5. I like them as long as I can get them without them getting in the way. They’re more useful that way.

Speak Your Mind 13 #61-65

QUESTIONS

1. What kind of animal would you most want to be?

2. If you could eliminate one world problem, what would it be?

3. What important person form history would you want to meet and talk to?

4. How do you feel about school?

5. How many kids do you want to have?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. I’d like to be a Komodo Dragon.

2. Bigotry, defiantly bigotry. (or hunger, but food tastes so good, maybe death, but then we’d all become insane, screw it I’ll stick with what I got)

3. I’ve got a couple: Patton, Rommel (but only if I could speak german), MLK, and Lenin (and some others too obviously). But I think I’d most want to talk to Thomas Jefferson.

4. I like the education, I hate the people.

5. How many I want and how many I can handle are two different questions, one of which will answer the other at some point. So if I can’t handle more than 2, I don’t want more than 2, the same goes for any other number.

Lying to people who trust too much.

This is going to be short, but I can’t think about anything else right now. This is making me feel so… such and unquantifiable feeling.

About a week ago I saw the worst fake documentary in history, Mermaids: the body found. It was on the discovery channel at some ungodly hour (after some investigating I found it first aired on animal planet). The thing was proposing the idea that mermaids were still around, blah, blah, blah. I thought it was like those other discovery shows that use the thinnest evidence to support the most outrageous conclusion that could possibly be drawn, and I am used to those, it is interesting to hear what little evidence they have to offer. And so I watched, just watched, casually thinking it was some lame program, and then this happened.

I am not joking, this is in the documentary. And yes it is purposely blurred in an attempt to distract from the fact that it does actually look that fake. I should mention that this comes at the end of the most professional looking “cell-phone” video of all time. By that of course I mean the most fake. The entire thing is obviously fake, and is completely unnecessary to the documentary. I mean they could have just done what all other Discovery shows do and just show people talking, but no, they had to show this.

Now, why do I hate this so much? I mean, I wouldn’t blame you if you were saying “so what if the creators want to show off a little crappy CGI, what’s so bad about that?”. I’ll tell you, because people will believe it. I don’t care how crappy or fake it looks and is, people from now on will be saying “no man, mermaids are real, I saw it on the Discovery channel, they had a video and everything”. Some people really are that gullible/stupid. And they could have done without it entirely, it’s irresponsible of the creators and the Discovery channel to show this obviously fake video and claim it’s real. Because someone will believe it. And while it’s not alright that they did that, they still went further. If you went to check on the story’s credibility and found the website that supposedly belonged to one of the people interviewed in said documentary you found this.

Yes, that is a very fake Homeland Security seizure. And let’s thank the officers seizing it for providing us with the very specific badge that says “Special Agent”, even though no agents are actually there. Of course we all know that “a” United Stares District Court is the most trusted U.S. District Court there is.

I hate this! It is, like the video, obviously fake, but if looked at from far enough away appears to be real. And since it aired on both the Discovery channel and Animal Planet people will believe it. They will believe that there is video of mermaids, and that Homeland Security is trying to stop the truth from getting out. It is a completely irresponsible usage of this Science Docufiction piece. And I can’t get it out of my head the fact that now, along with all the other stupid conspiracy theories, we have to deal with mermaids. Why, why… mermaids?