QUESTIONS
1. Have you ever seen a live owl?
2. Do you think it’s important to have school year-books?
3. What is the best thing served in the cafeteria?
4. Would you rather buy a ticket to a movie or a ticket to a basketball game?
5. Have you ever found the little dipper in the sky?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Not up close, but yes.
2. No, I couldn’t care less.
3. It was pizza when I was in school.
4. A ticket to a movie definitely.
5. I have a few times.
QUESTIONS
1. What street is this school on?
2. Do you like scrambled eggs with cheese?
3. Have you ever lived in a trailer?
4. How many phone lines do you have at your house?
5. Why do you think so many Americans are over-weight?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. My school was one some stupid avenue named after it.
2. No, I don’t like scrambled eggs that much.
3. Fortunately no.
4. The main one, one for each of my parents, and two for me.
5. Food is cheap now.
QUESTIONS
1. Why do you think baseball dugouts have wire fences?
2. Have you ever eaten so much you felt stuffed?
3. Have you ever ridden in a 3 seated station wagon?
4. What is your favorite thing to do at a fair or carnival?
5. Do you think it should be legal for adults to take drugs?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. To stop the baseballs.
2. Yeah, quite a few times.
3. No, I’m not sure I’ve ridden in a station wagon.
4. Eat cotton candy.
5. Not recreationally.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you like nuts?
2. What is something that confuses you?
3. What should teachers wear to school?
4. Why do you think witches are always female?
5. Why do you thin men have been in charge of companies so much more than women?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Yes, except wall nuts, those taste like chalk.
2. Subatomic particles, I get the principals and understand how the work, but their just weird.
3. What they wear anywhere, preferably a little more professional but not necessarily.
4. Because Wizards are male. No, it probably has to do with the fact that all men are afraid of women and are looking for ways to demonize them.
5. Because women have less time to run companies than men because they are busy keeping the species alive.
QUESTIONS
1. What is your favorite meal in the school cafeteria?
2. Is it a good idea to have a pop machine for students to use during school?
3. What did you have for breakfast today?
4. Are you afraid of spiders?
5. Do you think poor people are happy?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. When I went to school it was pizza.
2. I hate the idea of giving anything remotely good to students seeing as I graduated two years early just to get away from them so, no.
3. I didn’t have breakfast today, I had a bagel and some eggs at one o’clock. (I got up at eight)
4. Not until they’re on me.
5. Depends on the poor person. I’m sure some are and some really, really, aren’t.