QUESTIONS
1. What is a good age for girls to get married?
2. Have you ever worn a wig?
3. How tall is your father?
4. Do you think American women should shave their legs and arm pits?
5. In what ways do you think rich people are different from other people?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Whenever they want to.
2. No, I haven’t.
3. About 5’6″ now down from almost 6′.
4. I’d prefer it, but they shouldn’t have to.
5. They are rich, they suffer fewer, or can absorb larger consequences than others.
QUESTIONS
1. What is your school mascot?
2. Do you like to shop for clothes?
3. How often do you think girls should wear dresses?
4. Is you locker neat?
5. Why do you think good fairies are almost always female?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. When I was in school the mascot was a buck.
2. I don’t dislike it, but I’m not excited about it either.
3. I don’t like dresses, so I think never.
4. It was when I was in school.
5. Because as a species we associate women with birth, and caring, and such, which are generally considered good traits.
QUESTIONS
1. What kind of dishwashing detergent is used at your house?
2. What is your favorite flower?
3. How long does it take you to eat breakfast?
4. Do you like long fingernails or short fingernails for women?
5. Why do you think flamingos stand on one leg?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Colgate, I think.
2. A rose, because I’m a pansy.
3. I don’t eat breakfast.
4. I really don’t care about how long a women’s fingernails are, however long she wants them to be.
5. I would assume to not disturb the fish. Or shrimp, they eat shrimp right?
QUESTIONS
1. Do you like nuts?
2. What is something that confuses you?
3. What should teachers wear to school?
4. Why do you think witches are always female?
5. Why do you thin men have been in charge of companies so much more than women?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Yes, except wall nuts, those taste like chalk.
2. Subatomic particles, I get the principals and understand how the work, but their just weird.
3. What they wear anywhere, preferably a little more professional but not necessarily.
4. Because Wizards are male. No, it probably has to do with the fact that all men are afraid of women and are looking for ways to demonize them.
5. Because women have less time to run companies than men because they are busy keeping the species alive.
QUESTIONS
1. Would you rather join the Army, Navy, Marines, or Air Force?
2. Do you think women should be drafted?
3. How do you feel about Sandra O’Connor being the first woman on the Supreme Court?
4. What did you do last night?
5. Do you have a girlfriend (boyfriend)?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. I maintain that the Marines are part of the Navy, so I’ll say the Army, because I don’t really like flying or being on a boat.
2. If men are drafted, women should be drafted. That is if they are both allowed in the Military as they currently are.
3. I don’t really feel anything about that, I don’t care if the Supreme Court is filled with men or women as long as their human. (and are good people)
4. I played frisbee and watched Star Trek, then I went to sleep.
5. Not currently.