QUESTIONS
1. What color do you think goes best with pink?
2. Do you think pierced ears are a good idea?
3. What is your favorite kind of pie?
4. Do you have normal skin?
5. Do you ever have to vacuum?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. I would say white, but since that isn’t a color I’ll go with blue.
2. No, I don’t think piercing anything is a good idea.
3. Pumpkin pie is my favorite.
4. I have no idea what “normal” skin is, so no.
5. Sometimes, but not often.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you think pimples are a problem?
2. Do you have trouble sleeping if you have a lot on your mind?
3. Do you like cotton candy?
4. Have you ever seen concrete laid?
5. What color is your house?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Not really, I never treated mine, and I don’t notice them until they are about 80 percent of a persons face.
2. I have trouble sleeping. Period.
3. Yes, I really like cotton candy.
4. I have seen it, and done it as well.
5. The outside is white with a maroon roof. The inside varies.
QUESTIONS
1. Who is your main doctor?
2. Do you like greek food?
3. When was the last time the power went out at your house?
4. Have you ever touched a real chicken?
5. Do you like to mow lawn?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. I have no main doctor.
2. Not really, but I don’t hate all of it.
3. Last year sometime, over 12 months, though we have the lights blink every thunderstorm that comes up.
4. Yes, I have, several in fact.
5. Not really, grass clippings make me itch.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you think you would make a good cleaning person?
2. Do you have a drivers license?
3. What kind of jello do you like best?
4. Do you think people on a jury know enough to make good decisions?
5. Do you think you will grow taller?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. I have been a cleaning person and think I’m competent at it.
2. No, and I never wish to get one.
3. All jello tastes the same to me.
4. It depends on the jury and the case, but for the most part I trust that they do.
5. It seems to be the way things are going.
QUESTIONS
1. How do you think a teacher feels when her students are not well behaved?
2. Do you know how to play clock solitaire?
3. What is your favorite kind of cookie?
4. Are you tall for your age?
5. Have you ever been to a professional basketball game?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Probably bad, because when students misbehave, man they misbehave.
2. No, I only know Klondike, two between and one I can’t place the name of.
3. Just plain sugar.
4. Not particularly, I’m average.
5. No, I have not.