QUESTIONS
1. Do you think children should have chores at home?
2. Do you like to wash windows?
3. Would you rather ride in the back seat or front seat of a car?
4. How many jumping jacks can you do at one time?
5. What is the best thing about school?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Of course, but they should be compensated in some way.
2. No, I don’t.
3. I think I’d prefer the front.
4. I would say fifty, though I might only be able to do thirty.
5. Absolutely nothing.
QUESTIONS
1. Have you ever run a stop sign by accident?
2. Do you have a hard time taking tests?
3. How many years have you been going to school?
4. Do you think 5 year olds should have perms in their hair?
5. Do you like frozen snicker bars?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Yes, well, a yield sign, on a motor scooter (cycle), nearly got hit by a car.
2. Not at all.
3. I went to school for twelve years before graduating.
4. Depends on what their parents think.
5. No, I think they are to hard to consume.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you have any warts?
2. Is (Did) your school volleyball team winning (win) a lot of games this year?
3. Do you think it would be fun to rind in horse drawn carriages?
4. Do you like large necklaces?
5. What do you talk about when you are in an elevator?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. No, I don’t, never did.
2. I don’t know, I don’t go to school.
3. Yes, but only for a short while.
4. No, they drag my neck down and get in the way.
5. What I was talking about beforehand.
QUESTIONS
1. Does it bother you to read things written with colored ink?
2. Do you make popcorn very often?
3. Can you think of something you would like to see a T.V. show about?
4. Do you like to go to family reunions?
5. Do you think sports should be played in school?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Only if it’s very hard to read.
2. No, not really, I should make it more often.
3. Not that isn’t already on air or was.
4. Not, really, I prefer my family in smaller servings/
5. Only if they don’t make me play any of them.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you like black jelly beans?
2. Do you have long sideburns?
3. Should pets be allowed in hotels?
4. Why do you think deer always run from people?
5. What is the worst thing about being a student in this school?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. No, I don’t like the taste.
2. Does my beard count?
3. That should depend on what the owners think.
4. Because they are rightfully scared of anything over a certain size.
5. Intraspecies contact, i.e. the other people. But I haven’t been to school in a while.