Speak Your Mind 26 #126-130

QUESTIONS

1. Do you think children should be allowed to have pop?

2. Do you think it’s important for a boy to learn how to do laundry?

3. Do you have many t-shirts with sayings on them?

4. What is the first thing you usually do when you get home from school?

5. What is your favorite vegetable?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. As in music? No. But if you mean soda, then yes, though regulation of the amount by parents would be beneficial.

2. Of course, everyone should at least know how. (I was going to make a joke about that being women’s work but I just couldn’t)

3. Not many, but I will buy more.

4. When I went to school the first thing I would do when I got home was to catch up on the online things I missed or sleep.

5. Potatoes all the way man.

A Tie Sampler (With Designer Thoughts)

I have a lot of ties, I mean a lot. I have, like, an eccentric schoolteacher number of ties. And the number keeps growing, and growing. I think on average I get a couple each week, although that is an average from getting none for quite a few weeks and then buying many of them when I get the chance and they have good ties at the local vintage stores.

I never really thought about it much, but it seems that I do have quite a few, and I enjoy the more wacky ties. So I thought why not share them with you on the internet. (it wasn’t actually my idea, but I liked it) And as a bonus, we’ll get a look inside the designers heads.

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First we have a kind of strange tie depicting Winnie the Pooh and a butterfly.

What was going through the designers head: Winnie is a bear right? Bears live in nature right? Butterflies also come from nature. I Just finished my tie design six hours early.

Then we have this one, made up entirely of french posters partially covering each other.

What the designer was thinking: Man, my poster collection is so cool. If I scanned one in and overlapped it like a collage I’m sure it would be a hit in every market.

I think this is my favorite, it’s just a toothbrush and toothpaste. With the toothpaste being three-dimentional.

What was going on in the designers head:  Crap, isn’t it such a coincidence that I got toothpaste on my tie that looks like it got toothpaste on it. If only the toothpaste had looked more real in the first place, then maybe this wouldn’t be a problem. Wait, I’ve got it.

Next we have an uncomfortably close picture of marvin the Martian, made exclusively for six flags.

What was going through the designers head: Humph, why do I get stuck with making the marvin tie? I’ll show them. I’ll make it almost unrecognizable.

Finally we have one covered in various writing implements and school supplies.

What was going on in the designers head: This tape we make for classrooms is great, I wonder what else we can make with this. Steve runs a silk factory, I bet he’ll know!

Speak Your Mind 17 #81-85

QUESTIONS

1. Do you like it when your parents come to school to watch things you are in?

2. Have you ever been chased by a goose?

3. Do you like lemonade?

4. Is (Did) your school basketball teem winning (win) a lot of games this year?

5. How many windows are there in your house?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. My school didn’t hold the things I was in, so I’m not sure, it depends on the thing.

2. No, but I have chased them.

3. Yes, I really like lemonade.

4. I have no idea, I don’t pay attention to basketball.

5. About 44 windows. (I may have miscounted)

Review – 12 pack of Crayola Colored Pencils

Colored pencils, or map colors as they forced you to call them if you went to school in Texas. While they don’t give the most professional look they are still a widely used and a good tool. The variety I will be talking about is the simple 12 pack of Crayola colored pencils.

Most people know them, but for those who don’t, they come in a simple assortment of colors. The bodies are slick but grip-able as with most art utensils. The wood is splintery but easy to sharpen. And the “lead” is suitable, if a bit brittle and break prone.

The color of the pencils itself is nothing special. It is the standard bright and varied set of colors that comes in every school supply-esque box of colors. The mark is about that of a number two pencil and requires a good amount of force to be applied heavily. It leaves a waxy finish on the surface, preventing blending. Using them to color big blocks of the same color as is done in school is probably the best use for them. They have no where near the range of more expensive “art” colored pencils, and none of the blending or covering capabilities. That being said they are good for practicing and less “formal” images, working well in mixed media because of the waxy finish.

Overall, if you are looking for a good art colored pencil this is most likely not for you, and you probably didn’t even consider these. But they are still a useful tool for seeing what things will look like (drafting) or practicing technique. If you already have a set of art colored pencils you could also use these instead so you don’t use up your ludicrously priced coloring utensils.

Speak Your Mind 13 #61-65

QUESTIONS

1. What kind of animal would you most want to be?

2. If you could eliminate one world problem, what would it be?

3. What important person form history would you want to meet and talk to?

4. How do you feel about school?

5. How many kids do you want to have?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. I’d like to be a Komodo Dragon.

2. Bigotry, defiantly bigotry. (or hunger, but food tastes so good, maybe death, but then we’d all become insane, screw it I’ll stick with what I got)

3. I’ve got a couple: Patton, Rommel (but only if I could speak german), MLK, and Lenin (and some others too obviously). But I think I’d most want to talk to Thomas Jefferson.

4. I like the education, I hate the people.

5. How many I want and how many I can handle are two different questions, one of which will answer the other at some point. So if I can’t handle more than 2, I don’t want more than 2, the same goes for any other number.