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I’m dumb and spilled some tea in my computer. It didn’t die yet, so I’m backing everything not already backed up up. And updating things from my phone, exciting. You ever hear of a computer that didn’t get maimed by a liquid.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you like girls scout cookies?
2. How long does it take you to fix your hair each morning?
3. Can you name three of you neighbors?
4. Have you ever felt nervous about something and not been able to eat?
5. In what way do you think cats are like people?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Yes, I love girl scout cookies.
2. About 30 seconds.
3. Yes, but I won’t because this is the Internet.
4. No, being nervous makes me more hungry.
5. Cats and people just act with the same attitude.