1. Do you like black jelly beans?
2. Do you have long sideburns?
3. Should pets be allowed in hotels?
4. Why do you think deer always run from people?
5. What is the worst thing about being a student in this school?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. No, I don’t like the taste.
2. Does my beard count?
3. That should depend on what the owners think.
4. Because they are rightfully scared of anything over a certain size.
5. Intraspecies contact, i.e. the other people. But I haven’t been to school in a while.