1. How much do you hope to make per hour on your first job?
2. When was the last time you missed a day of school?
3. Do you like to use plastic forks?
4. Why do you think firemen wear uniforms?
5. Why do you think TV and movies almost always show vampires as men?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. At my first job I make 20 an hour.
2. Several weeks before I left (hopefully) forever.
3. They aren’t bad, but I’d rather use metal.
4. To identify them in an emergency.
5. Because vampires are symbols for attractive, wealthy men who sold their souls coming to steal young women. So it makes sense for the symbol to be as close to what it symbolizes as possible.