Speak Your Mind 78 #386-390

QUESTIONS

1. Do you like nuts?

2. What is something that confuses you?

3. What should teachers wear to school?

4. Why do you think witches are always female?

5. Why do you thin men have been in charge of companies so much more than women?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. Yes, except wall nuts, those taste like chalk.

2. Subatomic particles, I get the principals and understand how the work, but their just weird.

3. What they wear anywhere, preferably a little more professional but not necessarily.

4. Because Wizards are male. No, it probably has to do with the fact that all men are afraid of women and are looking for ways to demonize them.

5. Because women have less time to run companies than men because they are busy keeping the species alive.

 

Speak Your Mind 77 #381-385

QUESTIONS

1. In what ways do you think monkeys are like people?

2. Have you ever found the big dipper in the sky?

3. Do you like to use plastic drinking glasses?

4. When was the last time you said something you did not mean?

5. What is you favorite thing to have for dinner (supper)?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. They look like more hairy people, they  have slightly similar social structures, and they are possibly the closest in intelligence.

2. Yes, every night I look I find it.

3. Not really, glass is best for me.

4. Earlier today when I told the person cutting my hair to cut it shorter than I wanted it.

5. I have a soft spot for hamburgers.

Speak Your Mind 76 #376-380

QUESTIONS

1. What is your favorite thing about easter?

2. Do you ever wish you were someone else?

3. Do you like to use paper plates?

4. Do you ever watch soap operas?

5. Are you a picky eater.

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. The idea of it, rebirth and all that. It seems like it  should be such a nice holiday.

2. No. Never. Ever.

3. No, too much mess

4. No, they just don’t interest me.

5. I’d like to believe my stomach is the picky one.

Speak Your Mind 75 #371-375

QUESTIONS

1. Do you like to watch professional basketball?

2. Have you ever been bitten by an animal?

3. What do you think kids wore to school in the 1950’s?

4. Do you think cheerleaders are important to a school.

5. Are there any colors that you think men should not wear?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. No, I don’t really like to watch basketball period.

2. Yes, all of my cats and dogs have bitten me at one time or another.

3. Whatever they wore in Back to the Future, like button up shits and slacks.

4. No, I think nothing having to do with sports is important to a school.

5. No, it really depends on the man.

Speak Your Mind 74 #366-370

QUESTIONS

1. Have you ever ridden in a horse drawn carriage?

2. Do you like sunflower seeds?

3. Have you ever gone swimming in the ocean?

4. Where is your favorite place to be?

5. Do you like to wear tennis shoes to school?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. No, I’m not sure I really want to either.

2. Yes, but I think they are too much work for too little gain.

3. Yes, when I went to California a few years back.

4. I don’t really have a favorite anything, I don’t like favorites.

5. No, I don’t wear tennis shoes period.