QUESTIONS
1. Why do you think dogs have such sharp teeth?
2. Do you think water from a well tastes different from city water?
3. Have you ever ridden in a helicopter?
4. Do you think you look nice today?
5. What kind of shampoo do you use?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. To kill things they hunt.
2. Yes, but which is better depends on the well and the city.
3. No, I have no real interest in it either.
4. I don’t think I look nice any day, so no.
5. Head and shoulders.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you think you will ever color your hair?
2. What is the most important part of a newspaper?
3. What is your favorite kind of fast food?
4. Do you use your hands when you talk?
5. Name something good that dynamite could be used for.
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. No, I like my hair’s color.
2. Being a cartoonist, I’d say the funnies.
3. Burgers man.
4. Yes, I use them far too much.
5. Mining, that’s what it was invented for right?
QUESTIONS
1. Do you think it would bother your stomach to sit in the back seat of a station wagon facing backwards?
2. Have you ever had a broken nose?
3. What color tennis shoes do you like the best?
4. Would you like to move to a different city?
5. Do you make any animal sounds well?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. No, I don’t seem to get motion sickness and the like.
2. No I have not.
3. White, though I don’t wear tennis shoes.
4. No, but I think I may have to.
5. Yes, human sounds.
QUESTIONS
1. Why do you think baseball dugouts have wire fences?
2. Have you ever eaten so much you felt stuffed?
3. Have you ever ridden in a 3 seated station wagon?
4. What is your favorite thing to do at a fair or carnival?
5. Do you think it should be legal for adults to take drugs?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. To stop the baseballs.
2. Yeah, quite a few times.
3. No, I’m not sure I’ve ridden in a station wagon.
4. Eat cotton candy.
5. Not recreationally.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you get colds often?
2. Do you like cats?
3. Have you ever had warm milk right from the cow?
4. Do you like to sleep with a fan blowing on you?
5. Have you ever played dominoes?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Not very, once or twice a year.
2. Yes, I have six cats as pets.
3. No, I haven’t.
4. No, it distracts me.
5. Yes, I’ve played many versions of dominoes.