Speak Your Mind 123 #611-615

QUESTIONS

1. Do you like black jelly beans?

2. Do you have long sideburns?

3. Should pets be allowed in hotels?

4. Why do you think deer always run from people?

5. What is the worst thing about being a student in this school?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. No, I don’t like the taste.

2. Does my beard count?

3. That should depend on what the owners think.

4. Because they are rightfully scared of anything over a certain size.

5. Intraspecies contact, i.e. the other people. But I haven’t been to school in a while.

 

Speak Your Mind 122 #606-610

QUESTIONS

1. Do you think it is a good idea to own a mink coat?

2. Do you think tennis shoes should be 3-colored?

3. How old were you when you quit believing in the Easter Bunny?

4. Have you ever watched the Olympics on T.V.?

5. How tall is you mother?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. I personally don’t like the texture of mink, so no.

2. I don’t care what color tennis shoes are.

3. I never believed in the Easter Bunny.

4. Yes, but only when I was bowling.

5. Between 5’1″ and 5’2″

Speak Your Mind 121 #601-605

QUESTIONS

1. What time did you get up this morning?

2. Can you name a movie you have seen more than once?

3. Do you like to watch college football?

4. Why do you think tolls are not charged on all roads?

5. Why do you think there are so many different religions?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. Ten o’clock or so.

2. The Great Escape and The Dark Knight spring to mind.

3. I don’t like to watch football.

4. They all do, but some of the tolls are on out taxes.

5 There are many different ways of interpreting the word of (the) God(s)

Speak Your Mind 120 #596-600

QUESTIONS

1. Do you ever read Dear Abby?

2. Do you have a hobby?

3. Which month of the year do you like best?

4. Which would you rather buy: a Firebird or a Fiat?

5. How do ou think it feels to have a teacher call on you when you do not know the answer?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. No, I never have, I don’t see why I should.

2. I have many hobbies, collecting, painting, building, filming, blogging, etc.

3. I don’t usually play favorites and the month is no exception.

4. Neither, I would save the money. But if I had to choose it would be a Firebird.

5. It is not fun at all.

 

Speak Your Mind 119 #591-595

QUESTIONS

1. Is it a good idea to have a candy machine for students to use during school?

2. How do you think human skin was different before clothes were worn?

3. Did you believe in ghosts when you were a child?

4. Have you every played golf?

5. Do you live in an apartment?

ANSWERS By: Austin Smith

1. No, unless it’s lunch.

2. Calloused, burned, or tanned.

3. No, I never have.

4. Only of the mini variety.

5. No, and I never have.