QUESTIONS
1. Are most people in your family thin or heavy?
2. Describe your town.
3. Do you live in a two-story house?
4. Why do you think snakes move fast?
5. Do you like grapefruit juice?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. I would say thin, but a lot of them are old and heavier now.
2. Desert, plains, shabby, lonely, beautiful, proud, and full of idiots.
3. No, and I think I’m glad I don’t
4. Their entire body is a muscle that acts like a leg.
5. Yes, and I like grapefruits to.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you think children should have chores at home?
2. Do you like to wash windows?
3. Would you rather ride in the back seat or front seat of a car?
4. How many jumping jacks can you do at one time?
5. What is the best thing about school?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Of course, but they should be compensated in some way.
2. No, I don’t.
3. I think I’d prefer the front.
4. I would say fifty, though I might only be able to do thirty.
5. Absolutely nothing.
QUESTIONS
1. Do you like to run?
2. How many cans of pop do you usually drink in one day?
3. Can you remember what you wore for a Halloween costume in first grade>
4. Do you like to eat curly noodles?
5. What class are you most likely to get a bad grade in?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Not, really, though I don’t dislike it.
2. I used to drink 2, now I’m down to none.
3. I was a soldier.
4. Yes, they are as good as any noodle.
5. An elective.
QUESTIONS
1. Have you ever run a stop sign by accident?
2. Do you have a hard time taking tests?
3. How many years have you been going to school?
4. Do you think 5 year olds should have perms in their hair?
5. Do you like frozen snicker bars?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Yes, well, a yield sign, on a motor scooter (cycle), nearly got hit by a car.
2. Not at all.
3. I went to school for twelve years before graduating.
4. Depends on what their parents think.
5. No, I think they are to hard to consume.
QUESTIONS
1. How old do you think kids should be when they stop going trick or treating?
2. Why do you think some people can draw better than other people?
3. Have you ever touched a real sheep?
4. How do you feel about being late to class?
5. What season is your birthday in?
ANSWERS By: Austin Smith
1. Whenever they want to stop.
2. Some people have better dexterity, or practice more.
3. No, I have not.
4. I used to feel bad, but I usually didn’t care.
5. It is in summer.